By - achilles-_-23
Me who already read ahead in the manga
candidates are assassinated in the name of Satan
So Satan wins elections
Didn't know kanye west was satan
HAIL KANYE WEST!!!
I prefer Deez Nuts who tried to run for president back in 2016
Maan, Deez Nuts was huge
Me who talked to the author:
I started blasting
Nah man it’s Jo Jorgensen (aka Jojo) this will be one bizarre adventurr
Is that a FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?
Better than those two idiots I guess.
If my choice is pure evil executed competently or someone's sincere effort to lead executed incompetently, then the result is the downfall of America regardless. I think I'd take some solace in knowing the person in charge could make and carry out a plan while the inevitable happens.
A good ending though
SpeedDemon here to let everyone know that despite Satan's urge to win the election, he refuses to do it out of brutality. Many people tend to think satan is a bad being, but if you get to know him, he's actually really nice!
I think you mean Schlatt
Don't spoil it!
Light novel gang rise up!
i contacted hermes and am 4 parllel universes ahead of you
But Netflix adaptations are worse so take that, they will suffer much worse
Brazil, you’re here to represent all countries south of the US, take responsibility
I see Brazil, I upvote
Bandeira do Brasil: existe
Brasileiros: AE KARALHO TENHO Q ACHAR OS BR NOS COMENTÁRIOS kkkkk
Sua desculpa não foi aceita.
Prepare-se para ser eliminado;
***barulhos de laser carregando***
Br no reddit é oq n falta mano kkkk
Kkkkkkkkkkkk E A E M A N
Eae caralho suave
Pior q falta, se n falta tá tudo escondido nos subs gringos
Aí sim porra Br caraio
Alguém me diz oq tá acontecendo nos EUA que eu tô botando?
O que caralhos está acontecendo bem ali
r/suddenlyCARALHO BRASIL CARALHO
Obrigada, eu não conhecia mas precisava disso na minha vida.
Mano eu não sei como posso fazer isso não
poe um dog caramelo do meu lado
Circula meu nome com roxo
Ok parça, última alteração
fuck !!! i can't understand
hey, google translate is an option...
putz se fudeu hein kjjkjkkkkkjjkkkkjjjkkk
Tbm não, mas a gente tenta
We'll do our best
We represent SOUTH America, not NORTH America
Maluco o Brasil ta mais fodido q os EUA, a gente n se responsabiliza nem pelo nosso próprio país
It happens to all latinoamerican
brazil is being governed by a 5th grade man, there isn't any responsibility sadly, i say that as a brazilian
Fucking pensylvania is goddamn slow
They weren't allowed to start processing mail in ballots until election day and are accepting mail in ballots until Friday as long as the are post marked by election day. So they are going to take a long time
Yeah and that’s a really dumb rule. Most other states got ahead of the mail in.
I’m in PA and can confirm, people generally don’t know that election officials weren’t allowed to prep mail-in ballots for counting until Tuesday.
But if each state goes to the candidate who is leading rn (11:54 CST), Biden will win with exactly 270 votes, so it _could_ end earlier.
Yeah, it looks like a biden win regardless of pennsylvania.
I thought it said ooo shiny. But that would still make sence for most states tbh.
The remaining GA and NC votes
It's super close I'm scared...
I'm super scared too... and I don't even live in America
If I were president I would make the electoral college be even and if there was a tie the tiebreaker would be on if which candidate can speedrun super mario 64 the fastest.
That one speedrunner- 2 minutes , take it or leave it.
100% the game
So we are gona stay there other 2 hours
It’s literally up to Pennsylvania right now
And my state (Michigan)
Yes, Michigan has been going back and forth for a while now
God bless Michigan for finally turning blue.
Nah, Pennsylvania can still go red as long as Biden wins Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada.
Yeah, I commented that when Michigan was still red
I've already read the manga >!the old dum dude will win!<
Do you have slightest of Idea how little this narrows it down.
There are four things I could say to this.
so not JoJo?
It's like the world is waiting to see if it's tested positive to HIV
But no matter how it ends we're fucked, although I've more scared of biden due to his threats to Brazil. I got it Bolsonaro is a shit show, were working on it, but fix yours environmental issues before thinking about fucking others countries
I have a fire meme but Reddit won’t let me post because I don’t have enough karma. Wtf
Take my upvote man,I remember those time. Not like I post anything
Thank you, I’ve only been here 9 days. A refugee from the dystopian wasteland that is FB. Much better here, even Juan. I got hot original content to share. Lol. Friends, Redditors, Memers lend me your votes!
There I upvoted you twice, you must link me the Meme when you post it.
Is that last line an intentional Julius Caesar reference?
Here, have my upvotes, you have won me over.
Thank you, kind Chungus.
Take my up votes!
tell me the amount of karma neccasary please
I think around 800
Don't know if they increased it now
i have 1300 but i stiill cant post
You can post in r/teenagers if you are a teen
Post on places like r/SpecialSnowflake and r/FreeKarma4U
Brazil is more like "Mas o que caralhos que eles tão fazendo ali?"
Tamo bem assim
põe um mamaco do lado do meu nome
Eu quero um png de ahegao
Da fuk they doin ova der
We have no idea. We have no idea what we're doin ova heer.
Da fuk we doin heer
Yup, still waiting for the results to see if my country falls apart
Same cuh same
Russia isn't shown here cause they already know who wins
Sad but true
notice that china and russia are not interested since they already know the outcome.
This could have been improved by arranging the other countries to mimic their global proximity to America. Canada on top, Japan to the left, etc. Just a personal opinion
It bothers my beyond belief that this is not the case. The flags should be sorted by geographical location. So like canada straight above. EU right. Japan left.
That would make it perfect.
Lmao y'all stressing over a meme
My OCD just kicking in here.
Why should Japan be left? It is on the right side of the map. /s
Plus Australia isn't even upside down
some people Are knocking on my door and are going to take me to Brazil!
PERDEU PERDEU PASSA CARTERA MENO VAI VAI VAI
TBH this is the first US election ive been keeping myself Updated in Europe.
Brazil and India going to be one shot show too
can u explain what u said
That the Brazil and India In the next elections it will be the same or worse
Refreshing Google every 2 minutes
I'm actually terrified about what will happen after the election results come out
I'm not scared, I'm hyped. Of course I don't come from America but in the end one of the two guys will win and the other one will do something stupid
I know the election result!
The old man will win!
The fact they didnt put the national languages was a missed opportunity lol
America trying to get its shit together
But they’re ^this close to fucking it all up
Me, a Mexican, hoping that the next president doesn't talk shit about my people.
You should have made australlia upside down
AMERICA WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING
Two old, mentally unfit toddlers managed to make it past all the other presidential candidates. Now they're damn near split down the middle in the votes. Despite who wins, there's probably going to be mass chaos from the other party. Worst case scenario, complete civil war. I'm hoping everyone can stop acting like children, and just accept whoever wins the election, without trying to murder each other.
Middle east waiting to know who will bomb them this time and how.
When Africa is not represented
É realmente q porra eles tão fazendo ali? Biden vai te fuder envolver nois nessa desgraça
NEVER have I seen a MEME so Accurate... BC we be sweating over here no matter who you voted for, and for the First time in yrs we are at least United in extreme Anxiety....LOL
I see India, I upvote...
Jai Hind madafakka
You’re not wrong. I’m an Indian, worrying about which old b*st*rd is going to turn the congress into the FIRST NATIONAL *EMPIRE!*
thanq you added the INDIAN ppl
Forgot to put Australia upside down mate.
You represent half of Asia
BE FREAKING RESPONSIBLE
Russia be like: we know what they doin ova der
As an American, I can proudly say that I have no idea what da fuck we’re doing over here
As an indian , can confirm im more interested in american politics than my own countries
Thanks friend. We try.
Really? Bihar is pretty interesting rn, tejaswi bhaiya going all out against Nitish babu
tejaswi- the guy who's dad ate grass of cattle
Brazil is in America and the us is just another country in America because America is a continent
Thanks man, didn't know.
I don't think I would have been able to sleep without meds last night. I just had a massive pit in my stomach. It saddens and angers me to a degree I've never felt.
I literally had a huge fight with my best friend over the state of the country (we’re cool now) and by 2:00 o’clock I was in tears
I decided to be alone last night and paint, I just couldn't take the "party atmosphere"
Here, Indian media is ahead of what is actually happening in America right now...
They have read tha manga
out there are 192 countries soo.... more pressure
I'm more concerned about what my government is doing
As in Irishman gotta ask, da fuck they doin ova there
Jo Jorgensen won 1% and that's all that matters
I just feel like Europe want me dead
Im oddly happy that the OP included India
No, as a brazilian we don't care at ALL about the fuck u doing
We care a little bit
Shouldn't Australia be standing upside down?
India, the largest democracy having a giant laugh looking at the way the American have conducted the election.
We really do live in a small world, then
Nahhh they're such a big headache
Me anxiously waiting just wanting to know who won in the first place
colocou o Brasil em um meme bom, tem meu upvote
You literally put Brazil in there but not Mexico even tho we’re literally right next to you? /s
Ya guys your making us nervous, give us some privacy
MAS O QUE CARALHOS ELES ESTÃO FAZENDO? SIDHSIJSUSHDUSH
Essa eleição tá valendo mais que um caminhão de merda
is this a motherfucking brazilian reference?
Q porra eles tão fazendo lá cuzão?
Que porra eles tão fazendo ali?
Dude... Election in Brazil takes 6h to "count" (everything is electronic)
It impresses me how long this shit takes on the "most powerful country"
que merda estão fazendo ali
I like how Australia is upside down