T O P

Hmm interesting

Hmm interesting

DangerBaba

Me who already read ahead in the manga


the_dier69

SPOILERS: candidates are assassinated in the name of Satan So Satan wins elections


Mr_1dot048596

Didn't know kanye west was satan


the_dier69

Anyway


Mr_1dot048596

Didn't know kanye west was satan


hjercules

HAIL KANYE WEST!!!


Spicy_Pepperoni57

I prefer Deez Nuts who tried to run for president back in 2016


ElitenemesisX

Maan, Deez Nuts was huge


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Mr_1dot048596

Me who talked to the author: "Pathetic"


likesharepie

I started blasting


DaPokeyMonster

Nah man it’s Jo Jorgensen (aka Jojo) this will be one bizarre adventurr


Mr_1dot048596

Is that a FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?


H8spants

Better than those two idiots I guess.


BossScribblor

If my choice is pure evil executed competently or someone's sincere effort to lead executed incompetently, then the result is the downfall of America regardless. I think I'd take some solace in knowing the person in charge could make and carry out a plan while the inevitable happens.


J1mmy09

A good ending though


SpeedDemon131

SpeedDemon here to let everyone know that despite Satan's urge to win the election, he refuses to do it out of brutality. Many people tend to think satan is a bad being, but if you get to know him, he's actually really nice!


thanos1nut

I think you mean Schlatt


not_the_tomatoes

Dude, spoilers.


thegoodestboiii

Don't spoil it!


ShellyXT

Light novel gang rise up!


[deleted]

i contacted hermes and am 4 parllel universes ahead of you


aadhar690

But Netflix adaptations are worse so take that, they will suffer much worse


[deleted]

Brazil, you’re here to represent all countries south of the US, take responsibility


FatMat5695

I see Brazil, I upvote


fe_gentil

Bandeira do Brasil: existe Brasileiros: AE KARALHO TENHO Q ACHAR OS BR NOS COMENTÁRIOS kkkkk Desculpa


NIL_VALUE

Sua desculpa não foi aceita. Prepare-se para ser eliminado; ***barulhos de laser carregando***


zoneti

Br no reddit é oq n falta mano kkkk


AnonimusTroxe

Eai men


zoneti

Kkkkkkkkkkkk E A E M A N


AnnoyingSquish

Eae caralho suave


Thurn64

Eae véi


Airor987

Pior q falta, se n falta tá tudo escondido nos subs gringos


DigdyDoot

r/suddenlycaralho


samuzoca

Aí sim porra Br caraio Alguém me diz oq tá acontecendo nos EUA que eu tô botando?


juaaumgregorio

eleição


lil_boy3443

O que caralhos está acontecendo bem ali


nalgthog

huehueheueheueheueheueheeueheueh brbrbrbebebrbrbrbebrbrrbrbr


mariviola

Opa!


David200681

r/suddenlyCARALHO BRASIL CARALHO


AnnoyingSquish

r/subsithoughtifellfor


DoppiaPersonne

Obrigada, eu não conhecia mas precisava disso na minha vida.


BananaBR13

Mano eu não sei como posso fazer isso não


Valente_Julia

r/suddenlycaralho


wrongwoosh

poe um dog caramelo do meu lado


Valente_Julia

Ok


antisocial_alice

Circula meu nome com roxo


Valente_Julia

Ok parça, última alteração


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fuck !!! i can't understand


Valente_Julia

Foda...


LeonardoC06

hey, google translate is an option...


wrongwoosh

putz se fudeu hein kjjkjkkkkkjjkkkkjjjkkk


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Da fak


Therealpablodeterno

Tbm não, mas a gente tenta


painfelipe14

We'll do our best


Jomesfonso

We represent SOUTH America, not NORTH America


Jaboti123

Maluco o Brasil ta mais fodido q os EUA, a gente n se responsabiliza nem pelo nosso próprio país


[deleted]

It happens to all latinoamerican


ZHE_PYRO_IS_A_SPY

brazil is being governed by a 5th grade man, there isn't any responsibility sadly, i say that as a brazilian


Sierra_DUN_DUN

yes


mariviola

Not again


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BOYGENIUS538

Fucking pensylvania is goddamn slow


WiccaRockz

They weren't allowed to start processing mail in ballots until election day and are accepting mail in ballots until Friday as long as the are post marked by election day. So they are going to take a long time


BOYGENIUS538

Yeah and that’s a really dumb rule. Most other states got ahead of the mail in.


NorridAU

I’m in PA and can confirm, people generally don’t know that election officials weren’t allowed to prep mail-in ballots for counting until Tuesday.


Magvel_

But if each state goes to the candidate who is leading rn (11:54 CST), Biden will win with exactly 270 votes, so it _could_ end earlier.


WiccaRockz

Yeah, it looks like a biden win regardless of pennsylvania.


tank_the_boss

I thought it said ooo shiny. But that would still make sence for most states tbh.


Fun-atParties

The remaining GA and NC votes


DonutLover696969

It's super close I'm scared...


achilles-_-23

I'm super scared too... and I don't even live in America


fortniteplayeryeeter

If I were president I would make the electoral college be even and if there was a tie the tiebreaker would be on if which candidate can speedrun super mario 64 the fastest.


SubhadeepDutta

That one speedrunner- 2 minutes , take it or leave it.


fortniteplayeryeeter

100% the game


emailo1

So we are gona stay there other 2 hours


Kirbly11

It’s literally up to Pennsylvania right now


DonutLover696969

And my state (Michigan)


Kirbly11

Yes, Michigan has been going back and forth for a while now


Jboy35

And Wisconsin


SteeITriceps

God bless Michigan for finally turning blue.


SteeITriceps

Nah, Pennsylvania can still go red as long as Biden wins Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada.


Kirbly11

Yeah, I commented that when Michigan was still red


barsam_KO

I've already read the manga >!the old dum dude will win!<


Prince0047

Do you have slightest of Idea how little this narrows it down.


ghost_redditer

There are four things I could say to this.


MeteorJunk

... so not JoJo? :'(


SeriousMemes

It's like the world is waiting to see if it's tested positive to HIV


PH0007

But no matter how it ends we're fucked, although I've more scared of biden due to his threats to Brazil. I got it Bolsonaro is a shit show, were working on it, but fix yours environmental issues before thinking about fucking others countries


BenderMcChubs

I have a fire meme but Reddit won’t let me post because I don’t have enough karma. Wtf


1ns_0mniac

Take my upvote man,I remember those time. Not like I post anything


BenderMcChubs

Thank you, I’ve only been here 9 days. A refugee from the dystopian wasteland that is FB. Much better here, even Juan. I got hot original content to share. Lol. Friends, Redditors, Memers lend me your votes!


FunkoNaught

There I upvoted you twice, you must link me the Meme when you post it.


plock-me

Is that last line an intentional Julius Caesar reference?


BenderMcChubs

Yes


plock-me

Here, have my upvotes, you have won me over.


BenderMcChubs

Thank you, kind Chungus.


lovemychi

Take my up votes!


jamiacathegreat

tell me the amount of karma neccasary please


1ns_0mniac

I think around 800 Don't know if they increased it now


jamiacathegreat

i have 1300 but i stiill cant post


sinistik

You can post in r/teenagers if you are a teen


Huma97

Post on places like r/SpecialSnowflake and r/FreeKarma4U


Rainuit

Brazil is more like "Mas o que caralhos que eles tão fazendo ali?"


BananaBR13

Tamo bem assim


LeonardoC06

r/suddenlycaralho


zVint20

põe um mamaco do lado do meu nome


finnikarma2431

Eu quero um png de ahegao


GangsterD

Yes Da fuk they doin ova der


Cheeseand0nions

We have no idea. We have no idea what we're doin ova heer.


somerandomperson1635

Da fuk we doin heer


Mini_Insane555

Yup, still waiting for the results to see if my country falls apart


xxxjoannarxxx

Same cuh same


Sd-Kfz-234

Russia isn't shown here cause they already know who wins


Sd-Kfz-234

It's Putin


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Mr_Soldier

Sad but true


sstteepphheenn

notice that china and russia are not interested since they already know the outcome.


AnonBigTiddyGothGF

This could have been improved by arranging the other countries to mimic their global proximity to America. Canada on top, Japan to the left, etc. Just a personal opinion


MrGrindor

It bothers my beyond belief that this is not the case. The flags should be sorted by geographical location. So like canada straight above. EU right. Japan left. That would make it perfect.


GeneralOrdinance

Lmao y'all stressing over a meme


MrGrindor

My OCD just kicking in here.


Viking_Chemist

Why should Japan be left? It is on the right side of the map. /s


twocigmix

Plus Australia isn't even upside down


redditeer1o1

some people Are knocking on my door and are going to take me to Brazil! ^SEND ^HELP


BananaBR13

PERDEU PERDEU PASSA CARTERA MENO VAI VAI VAI


Tomthemadone

TBH this is the first US election ive been keeping myself Updated in Europe.


Vidadesemente

Brazil and India going to be one shot show too


BananaBR13

É


simbapande

can u explain what u said


Vidadesemente

That the Brazil and India In the next elections it will be the same or worse


Astraestus

Refreshing Google every 2 minutes


whyaremytearspurple2

I'm actually terrified about what will happen after the election results come out


Wannabift

I'm not scared, I'm hyped. Of course I don't come from America but in the end one of the two guys will win and the other one will do something stupid


xxxjoannarxxx

Me too


SpectaSilver991

I know the election result! The old man will win!


a_goddamn_toaster

The fact they didnt put the national languages was a missed opportunity lol


ReaperSMT

America trying to get its shit together


The-Last-Mole-Man

But they’re ^this close to fucking it all up


DGG17083

Me, a Mexican, hoping that the next president doesn't talk shit about my people.


creepergo_kaboom

You should have made australlia upside down


sensitive-senseless

AMERICA WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING


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Two old, mentally unfit toddlers managed to make it past all the other presidential candidates. Now they're damn near split down the middle in the votes. Despite who wins, there's probably going to be mass chaos from the other party. Worst case scenario, complete civil war. I'm hoping everyone can stop acting like children, and just accept whoever wins the election, without trying to murder each other.


audiotripod4

Perfectly stated.


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Middle east waiting to know who will bomb them this time and how.


0VER1DE567

When Africa is not represented


BananaBR13

É realmente q porra eles tão fazendo ali? Biden vai te fuder envolver nois nessa desgraça


firehawkz360

NEVER have I seen a MEME so Accurate... BC we be sweating over here no matter who you voted for, and for the First time in yrs we are at least United in extreme Anxiety....LOL


alertsaucer

I see India, I upvote...


70-1is69

Jai Hind madafakka


SansTheSkeletonBoi

You’re not wrong. I’m an Indian, worrying about which old b*st*rd is going to turn the congress into the FIRST NATIONAL *EMPIRE!*


DivyanshYadav

thanq you added the INDIAN ppl


weard39

Forgot to put Australia upside down mate.


[deleted]

India You represent half of Asia BE FREAKING RESPONSIBLE


[deleted]

Russia be like: we know what they doin ova der


Mushbrain2

As an American, I can proudly say that I have no idea what da fuck we’re doing over here


Fearfulfightclub

As an indian , can confirm im more interested in american politics than my own countries


NaturalBusy1624

Thanks friend. We try.


70-1is69

Really? Bihar is pretty interesting rn, tejaswi bhaiya going all out against Nitish babu


skonats

tejaswi- the guy who's dad ate grass of cattle


TheRedditoryNacho

Brazil is in America and the us is just another country in America because America is a continent


babujee_trolls

Thanks man, didn't know.


TheDerp42069

You're welcome!


KinderEggLaunderer

I don't think I would have been able to sleep without meds last night. I just had a massive pit in my stomach. It saddens and angers me to a degree I've never felt.


The-Last-Mole-Man

I literally had a huge fight with my best friend over the state of the country (we’re cool now) and by 2:00 o’clock I was in tears


KinderEggLaunderer

I decided to be alone last night and paint, I just couldn't take the "party atmosphere"


No_Tale_8465

Here, Indian media is ahead of what is actually happening in America right now...


AcademicAstronaut505

They have read tha manga


TUD1XA

out there are 192 countries soo.... more pressure


DRZBYC

I'm more concerned about what my government is doing


Sgt_Shieldsmen

As in Irishman gotta ask, da fuck they doin ova there


poemsavvy

Jo Jorgensen won 1% and that's all that matters


KronkTheStonk69

I just feel like Europe want me dead


Skully_123

Im oddly happy that the OP included India


lineker14

No, as a brazilian we don't care at ALL about the fuck u doing


Courier6Jaiminho

We care a little bit


ultlsr

Shouldn't Australia be standing upside down?


mightyBheem

India, the largest democracy having a giant laugh looking at the way the American have conducted the election.


somePOTATO_ro

We really do live in a small world, then


marshmallmao

Nahhh they're such a big headache


AcousticCatThing

Me anxiously waiting just wanting to know who won in the first place


desenhosdoberto

colocou o Brasil em um meme bom, tem meu upvote


cris_ellis14

You literally put Brazil in there but not Mexico even tho we’re literally right next to you? /s


Gage62

Ya guys your making us nervous, give us some privacy


Cleitin_Guanabara

MAS O QUE CARALHOS ELES ESTÃO FAZENDO? SIDHSIJSUSHDUSH


MysteriousCranberry0

Essa eleição tá valendo mais que um caminhão de merda


nalgthog

is this a motherfucking brazilian reference?


acoustic-turtle

Q porra eles tão fazendo lá cuzão?


AnnoyingSquish

Que porra eles tão fazendo ali?


Pedroo214

Dude... Election in Brazil takes 6h to "count" (everything is electronic) It impresses me how long this shit takes on the "most powerful country"


T_h_e__T_h_e

que merda estão fazendo ali


EEEEEEEEEEKACKACKACK

I like how Australia is upside down