We now know the truth of the election results in Arizona!!
By - JanFromEarth
This certainly makes more sense than people swearing ballots "looked like they were photocopied".
It’s a very historic event. I’ve always said that we have to watch out for unicorns that are trying to influence our elections. Especially marching thru the Arizona forests with Chinese paper…did they swim across the Pacific!
We shall have to ask Rudy that.
Rudy's still waiting to get paid so he can buy some hair dye from other than the dollar store.
> *Especially marching thru the Arizona forests with Chinese paper…did they swim across the Pacific!*
Of course not, Unicorns dissolve in salt water. They probably arrived via the jewish owned space laser that started the forest fires last summer.
Stay tuned. The truth is all coming out soon. Sidney Powell will release the Kraken. Hunter's laptop has 30,000 texts that will show a widespread plan to sneak in tubs of pristine, shrink-wrapped ballots under the table. Lindell will continue to sit in his own little world babbling incoherent nonsense. ("Hey nurse! Anyone checked on Mikey lately?") And the former guy will rise like a phoenix from the ashes in August.
OK, that's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such thing as phoenixes.
>*OK, that's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such thing as phoenixes.*
Of course there are are, I saw one waft up from my neighbor's fire pit just last week.
I hear on the internet the Arizonian Jackalopes tried to stop the Unicorns, but the Unicorns called in the Jewish Space Laser and zapped the Jacks in their tracks.
HELLO!! Everyone is overlooking the obvious! Arizona desert scorpions were able to sneak all the fictitious ballots under the doors in Maricopa county because they is tiny!